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This Film Will Destroy Your Soul
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Trash, Devoid Of Any And All Artistic Value
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Jonjo Lyons Reviews A massive THANK YOU to everyone who watched the newest video! YouTube hasn't been great at suggesting my videos to subs recently, so this is a huge win. I'm already half finished with the next video (which is a really nasty one), so look forward to that! We're back to 4 videos a month BABYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you all have a wonderful day! (3 weeks ago)
 
 
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JonjoLyonsReviews (2 years ago)
I'M MAKING A SHORT FILM!!! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/better-anything-short-horror-film/x/37314942#/
valariediane6490 (5 years ago)
So apparently Marian Dora is a doctor when he's not making movies. Imagine being an average German citizen and finding out that your physician made Melancholie Der Engel.
CorporalGrievous93 (2 years ago)
This is one of those movies that astounds me that actors are willing to do this. Like, you know they got paid near nothing to do this… and they still did. Beyond my level of understanding.
shadowsgirl96 (5 years ago (edited))
The color palette in this movie looks fucking disgusting. It works.
bloodycoffee9293 (5 years ago)
Nah, I don’t care if your art is a revolutionary masterpiece, I don’t fuck with animal cruelty. Animals don't deserve to be brought into our mess. Totally inexcusable, and one of my biggest gripes with horror in general. Sometimes it really sucks being a lifelong horror fan.
Svenson-kr2ry (1 year ago)
A movie made by weirdos for weirdos. I'm glad I can to read reviews like this and save myself the self-torture of watching it myself. Pushing it this far beyond the limits of good taste does not a good movie make!!
MadoriB (5 years ago)
I hate this movie to an unimaginable extreme, for me it is Marian Dora trying to talk about nihilism being as repulsive as possible and at the same time trying to be artistic putting aesthetics just because until this... thing is longer than two hours, not to mention the real animal cruelty, which I find inexcusable in an era where it comes to integrating animal rights in the audiovisual media. Anyway thank you Jonjo Lyons for the sacrifice, now I do feel like I can rightfully hate it. I prefer Jorg Buttgereit and his Der Tödesking a thousand times more.
CALIGIRL702 (1 year ago)
NO! ANIMAL CRUELTY IS DISPICABLE
topnotchcupoftea (5 years ago)
You should cover La Casa Lobo
stevefromwork6136 (3 years ago)
Clearly I am about to f up. I thought Serbian film was the end of the line. Apparently that is where you board the bus to the end of the line
moneymandate (5 years ago)
I saw this film and that Nic Cage pic was my expression the whole way through
ivelinivanov1310 (3 years ago)
I feel really bad for Nicolas Cage, for having to witness this mess... Hope he's ok.
darkflame1254 (1 year ago)
This movie feels like one of those movies you would watch as a kid after staying past midnight and you can't tell if you actually watched it or it was a bad dream
blackstacie_ibe (2 years ago)
Killing animals for art should be a global crime…
XenIsWhen (2 years ago)
I saw this one without subtitles and a very limited grasp of the German language. It doesn't make much more sense with subtitles than without.
PAINRAlSER (1 year ago)
When Pinhead says he will tear your soul apart, he fiddles with a remote to play this from his Favorites list.
NaLian605 (8 months ago)
I really don't like thinking about someone puking glue like substance
lovsangzoiva1605 (3 years ago)
Phone yeated , history deleted, holy water needed