Plottwist: He wasn't addressing Vanessa.

Can we just appreciate that Doof has that laser on his helmet for just this occasion? He really is not so bad a dad after all...

Best ending:

As a kid this went over my head. Now that I'm a teenager, this has a whole new meaning

Ah yes finally a good ending

where did the assumption come from that Doof is a villain? he's literally the hero

One thing I've learned from this show: no matter how bad your parents were to you, you still can become the parent you always wanted to your kids

I couldn't beat the game so this is the closest I could get. My daughter kept getting eaten by the cannibalistic child predators :(

-"Wait, doof is a good father?"

True ending: the other guy drives off in shame at his poor decisions and reflects on his life. He realizes what he's done is wrong and wishes to change.

my favorite type of cartoon villains are the ones who don’t really want to cause evil, just a little chaos, the ones who are good at heart, and are great parents. doof is the whole package.

Nightmare ending: I'll leave that up to interpretation

Doof is one of the most beloved children’s villains of this generation and he fully deserves that title.

True ending: He is married and his wife was walking on the sidewalk right off screen, he then apologizes for the confusion and gives the player the last collectible, giving access to the secret ending and credits that thank the player.

Oh god it just dawned on me that Doofenschmirtz's reaction to some guy perving on an underage girl is to send him to a baby's room

Nice detail misspelling "predator" as "p-redditor".

wow you're right, this is in fact a good ending

I'd hate to see what the bad ending was

I wish every dads out there can take Doof as an idol to be a dad, regardless of his past, he does his absolute best to make sure his daughter gets a better life.