"Oh it's brutal!"

You're supposed to project such a strong aura of manliness that the raindrops are forced to land somewhere else because they don't wanna get beat up.

This Bill Burr would punch Bill Burr today

What he said is 100% true. Once I was with my friends in Russian banya (sauna). Everyone took some soap and shampoo, except our married friend. His wife gave him a purse with body lotion, cream and some other reasonably good for skin and hair stuff. Well, that was the night when we had a good laugh at him.

this describes whats so wrong with the macho attitude.

So funny because he' spot on,

"I thought it...and then I said it!... I'm awesome!" * air high-fives *

“He got bananas in his pancakes”

This is dead on. This is exactly how I grew up, and why I am fucked in the head. Thank you Bill Burr for expressing this perfectly.

This is honestly one of the best jokes I've ever witnessed. It's hilarious at face value, and does an extremely good job ironically highlighting an issue with guys not allowing themselves to be sensitive. His tone and delivery make the joke even better

I'm a sensitive guy. I was called a fag all my life. I don't care! I'm gonna be sensitive. I'm gonna be authentic. I'm secure in who I am! Boy this bit hits home!

I was at the supermarket and went out of my way to tell the lady at the deli counter it was my wife that wanted the fancy ham. I must have subconciously thought about this issue. Hahahaja

As someone who doesn't consider himself particularly masculine, I'm still guilty of this shit.

Absolutely true! I work in construction and if I showed up to work with an umbrella, I would get shredded like this! No mercy! Lol

Dead on, I stop myself from doing shit on a daily basis with this shit, its brutal lol

Never get caught with licking an ice cream cone in public.

To this day I don't use an umbrella lol. And every time someone asks me "why not?" I think of this bit

I grew up working in machine shops and precision grinding shops in Milwaukee and Chicago. One would always get hammered relentlessly for even touching the first aid kit, which so happens to be located up in front and center of the shop(s) where EVERYONE can see it - then: hearing sniffles in the background - hearing whimpering noises form the other rooms - hearing co-workers "what u gots u a little boo-boo - fucking brutal.

This is truly one of the greatest bits ever